We should be called the Road Head Warriors
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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