other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
