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So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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