if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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