bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
