I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
