so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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