i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I'm both gender and math confused
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