your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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