I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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