Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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