So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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