i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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