: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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