y did u give ur computer a hand job?
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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