Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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