He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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