Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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