Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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