Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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