Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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