What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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