i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
now i know why i became what i already was.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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