also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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