She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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