Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Me too!
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Randomize
