Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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