you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
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