Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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