remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
This baby is an asshole
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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