I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
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