can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
