i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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