Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
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