I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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