I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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