btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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