She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
