Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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