Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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