is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Your penis caused this!
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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