Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
His hands were made for my vagina.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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