Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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