butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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