Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
did i just pee glitter
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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