your thong is hanging out like whoa
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
This is classic penis vs brain.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
