So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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