i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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