I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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