I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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