Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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