real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Randomize
