Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
We need a shit load of segways right now
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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