3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
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