We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
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