get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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